Best Government Ever

We’re number fucking awful!

What could possibly be to blame for this? Is it possible that being led by a group of crooked, psychotically partisan pathological liars leaves Canadians feeling some kind of despair about the direction of this country?

Oh well, they’re going to take care of the economy for us, right? That was the trade-off, if I remember correctly. Democracy: not that important. What REALLY matters is that Chinese corporations do super well in this country!

It’s cool, PM Steve and his minions will ignore this just like they’ve ignored every one of the thousand pieces of evidence that prove their immoral, ideologically driven conservative agenda is useless and suicidal.

Oh, in other surprising news:

I haven’t really been keeping this tumblr up lately because, honestly, I find keeping careful track of PM Steve and his cronies’ catalogue of lies, deceit, and contempt for this country emotionally hard to endure.

But hey, every once in a while there’s something big enough that I can’t let it slide by. And today it’s the not-at-all-surprising ruling by the Federal Court that there was NO FINANCIAL MISMANAGEMENT in Attawapiskat at all, making it clear that PM Steve and Indian Affairs Minister John Duncan’s imposition of a third-party manager was nothing more than an attempt to deflect the criticism they were receiving for abandoning a whole community of Indians to freeze to death in dire poverty. And of course the tool they called on was the brutal and casual racism of pretending that Indians are corrupt and incompetent, unable to govern themselves (rather precisely as the Right[-wing] “Honourable” Stephen Harper and his thugs have been unable to govern this country without wallowing in the filth of their own sociopathic selfishness and dishonesty).

So, like, there’s that.

Q: How can we make Canada better?

PM Steve: Private prisons run by American companies that are having trouble operating in the US due to their various violations of human rights! And mandatory minimum sentencing for certain crimes, just like the mandatory minimums that failed all over the United States!

Among other things snuck into the Omnibus crime bill: erosion of Canadian sovereignty.

Alright, the time for celebrating Bev Oda FINALLY stepping down—after defrauding the signatories of the CIDA document and lying about it in parliament—is over. Remember that our government is still run by these crooks, and remember they hate nothing more than they hate poor people.